by John | Apr 19, 2010 | Uncategorized
A diamond is not necessarily a man’s best friend…
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A man and woman embrace passionately.
WOMAN: Our love is like a flawless diamond! So lovely! So exciting!
MAN: So sure to disappear...when I can't make the payments!
by John | Apr 15, 2010 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A man removes a picnic basket from the trunk of a car as a woman smiles and looks on.
MAN: Did I mention that I’m a gourmet chef!
WOMAN: Oops! I think I just misplaced my underwear!
by John | Apr 13, 2010 | Uncategorized
Grace Von Tramp (aka “Amazing Grace”) knows that the secret to happiness is to love herself. Unfortunately, after a few instances of stalking and loving herself too vigorously, a restraining order was necessary.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman brushing her hair as she looks at herself in a mirror.
WOMAN: I’m so fabulous! I even amaze myself!
by John | Apr 11, 2010 | Uncategorized
The Last Kiss Guide to Etiquette: Don’t French kiss your sweetie’s mom on the first date. Exchanging saliva is never okay…until at least the second date.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A man and woman are dancing. The woman has a sloppy smile and appears to have had quite a bit to drink.
WOMAN: I’m not much of a drinker! But you probably figured that out...when I French kissed your mom!
by John | Apr 8, 2010 | Uncategorized
Starting the day off right…
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: I can’t eat on an empty stomach! Let’s have a drink!
