Darn sex manuals. How dare they put out editions that are upside down…
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CAPTION: It was the sort of honeymoon my mother had always warned me about--painful and boring!
SCENE: Man and woman standing on rickety pier. He has her hands on each side of her face.
MAN: B-but It's not my fault! The sex manual was upside down! I'm almost sure of it!
WOMAN: I-I guess we could try again!
PANEL 2, SCENE: Man and woman embrace, smiling.
MAN: That’s the spirit! And this time, I'll try not to cry so much!
WOMAN: Actually, I kind of liked that part!
SCENE: Man and woman standing on rickety pier. He has her hands on each side of her face.
MAN: B-but It's not my fault! The sex manual was upside down! I'm almost sure of it!
WOMAN: I-I guess we could try again!
PANEL 2, SCENE: Man and woman embrace, smiling.
MAN: That’s the spirit! And this time, I'll try not to cry so much!
WOMAN: Actually, I kind of liked that part!
This is truly, deeply, painfully funny. Thanks, John.
I had a challenging day and this was a hilarious antidote! Thank you so much for what you do! You remind me that laughter is a necessary part of a well balanced life…. that said, how many of us are really well balanced? 5% perhaps?
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Hearing that you enjoyed it perked me up too, pianofemme and Catalina. So we’re all ahead. Thanks!
I read it upside down and backward… and passed out when the blood rushed to my brain.
I think I’ll try this method tonight… Bubbles will be the “man” and I’ll be the small furry farm animal! Change is good, right?
This is truly, deeply, painfully funny. Thanks, John.
I read it upside down and backward… and passed out when the blood rushed to my brain.
I think I’ll try this method tonight… Bubbles will be the “man” and I’ll be the small furry farm animal! Change is good, right?