At Last Kiss Air, we guarantee that most of our pilots are sober, experienced and trustworthy. The rest are relatives. So we’re stuck with them.

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SCENE: A handsome, male, airline pilot is standing in a doorway talking to a woman.

PILOT: Hi! I'm working my way through flight school...and if I can sell just a few more tickets I'll get to fly a real plane.

WOMAN (thinks): It's a one-way ticket to doom, but...he's so handsome!