by John | Sep 18, 2009 | Uncategorized
Do I need to explain that this is just a joke? And that no babies, moms, or imaginary animals were harmed, traumatized or sexualized in the making of this comic? No? Good!
This comic is now available in German.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Smiling mom with smiling baby.
MOM: Guess what? It's time to breast feed!
BABY: Oedipus complex by damned! I'm in love!
by John | Sep 16, 2009 | Uncategorized
Family pride is a beautiful thing!
Also funny (maybe funnier) in German.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A young woman smiles as she talks to her dad.
WOMAN: Good news, Dad! I broke mom’s record! I’ve been
in college a full week! And I’m still not pregnant!
by John | Sep 13, 2009 | Uncategorized
Yes, having a baby is a smart career move. Blog, baby! Blog! If you can stay awake between feedings and diaper changes, you’ll have an endless source of cute stories to tell. Or you could just get a cat and achieve the same thing.
This comic is also available (and funny) in German.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A woman has just given birth. A nurse or doctor holds the baby as the woman looks on and smiles.
MOTHER OF BABY: At last, I’ll have something to blog about!
by John | Sep 11, 2009 | Uncategorized
I didn’t think about it being 9/11 when I scheduled this comic. So, if you find a political or social message here, it’s not intended. Now go hug someone…and drink some coffee if that’s what it takes!
by John | Sep 9, 2009 | Uncategorized
I’m not sure if shopping qualifies as a super power. But I suspect you have to enjoy it to do it well. I don’t…unless, of course, it involves buying comics…or books…or DVDs…or cool electronic gizmos that I can’t afford. But that’s not really shopping. That’s, uh…male bonding.
↓ TranscriptPANEL 1
SCENE: Young woman is in bed alone crying.
CAPTION: After accidentally destroying a super mall while bargain hunting, Glamour Gal is kicked out of The League of Superior Shoppers! Stripped of her League credit card, Glamour Gal loses her reason for living...at first!
WOMAN (thinks): My credit rating’s lower than a snake’s hip huggers! There’s only one thing left for me to do! I’ll fake my own death...
PANEL 2
SCENE: Woman cries as she packs her clothes into a suitcase.
WOMAN (thinks): ...and pretend I’m my twin sister! Then I’ll apply for new credit cards! It’s either that…or >Gulp< wear clothes off the rack!
CAPTION: Bad credit? Try Last Kiss! We’ll loan money to anyone—even if you’re dead!
