Family pride is a beautiful thing!
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SCENE: A young woman smiles as she talks to her dad.
WOMAN: Good news, Dad! I broke mom’s record! I’ve been
in college a full week! And I’m still not pregnant!
WOMAN: Good news, Dad! I broke mom’s record! I’ve been
in college a full week! And I’m still not pregnant!
LOL! Fantastic!
Hmm. Insert pause here.
Or insert paws here.
Whatever, a pregnant one it is.