Yes, having a baby is a smart career move. Blog, baby! Blog! If you can stay awake between feedings and diaper changes, you’ll have an endless source of cute stories to tell. Or you could just get a cat and achieve the same thing.

This comic is also available (and funny) in German.

↓ Transcript
SCENE: A woman has just given birth. A nurse or doctor holds the baby as the woman looks on and smiles.

MOTHER OF BABY: At last, I’ll have something to blog about!