Last Second Hero

Last Second Hero

Writing a gag for art that has no visible people in it is always a challenge. For a long time now, I’ve been wanting to come up with a great gag for this piece of art. This is the best I’ve come up with (so far) that’s reasonably clean!

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SCENE: Passenger jet dives steeply towards the water and then pulls up at the last second.

PILOT: HA!
PILOT (again): I saved us...at the last second!
PILOT (again): See? I told ya...
PILOT (again): I'm not hopelessly drunk!

aviation

Ignore What’s His Name

Ignore What’s His Name

Gosh! I wonder if being slightly engaged is like being “slightly pregnant.” On the other hand, do I really care? Oh, slightly…

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SCENE: We see the back of a man's head. In front of him are an angry man and a smiling woman. The woman smiles and flirts with the man who has his back to us.

WOMAN: Oh, ignore him! He’s not my husband! We’re just slightly engaged!

Every Dog Has His Day Part 3

Every Dog Has His Day Part 3

As this three-part sequence has progressed the question I’ve been asked most is…is that guy Aquaman? Answer–no! I know he’s blond and he’s wearing orange, but I can’t understand how anyone could mistake him for Aquaman.

Instead, he’s Aquaman’s cousin (They’re identical cousins in every way!) AquaJerk! All the bad “Aquaman” comics you’ve ever read? They actually featured AquaJerk instead!

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PANEL 1: Man kissing woman at the beach.

MAN (thinking): One kiss is all it takes! From now on, she’ll be incapable of thinking...of anyone except me!

PANEL 2:
WOMAN (thinking): Gosh! This reminds me...I’ve got to get the dog neutered!

Every Dog Has His Day Part 2

Every Dog Has His Day Part 2

So, if he wants a second kiss, the first one better be great!

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PANEL 1:
MAN: You try to resist, But you’re curious! Will I always be a jerk...

PANEL 2:
MAN: Or will your love transform me...into Prince Charming?
WOMAN: I’ll risk a kiss! maybe you’ll turn into a frog...and hop away!

Every Dog Has His Day, Part 1

Every Dog Has His Day, Part 1

Can you dump someone before the first date? Stay tuned (or tooned) for the another exciting, action-packed episode in just two days!

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Scene: Man and woman at the beach.

PANEL 1:
MAN: Congratulations! You're the lucky girl I've chosen to fall madly in love with me!

PANEL 2:
MAN: After you do, of course, I'll lose interest and dump you!

WOMAN: Couldn’t you just dump me now?

CAPTION: Part 1 of 3