Let’s Pretend

I don’t know if you found today’s comic funny, but I’m going to pretend that you did. Now I’m pretending that everyone is telling me how funny it is. You’re so kind. Thank you. (It would be rude if I didn’t pretend to be grateful!) No, really. You’re too kind!

↓ Transcript
MAN #1 (to woman sitting at a booth having an ice cream soda): What if I pretend to flirt with you?

WOMAN: Then I'll pretend to sleep with you!

MAN #2 (sitting beside woman): Gosh! You only pretended to kiss me!