Sex For Dinner

I don’t know if these people need family counseling or a sex therapist. Probably both…

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MAN: Well? I'm waiting? What's for dinner, woman?

YOUNGER WOMAN: A big bowl of bubbling frustration and steaming hot resentment!

OLDER WOMAN: And for dessert...lukewarm sex!


Not Kissin’, Not Cousins!

This charming family will be back in the next Last Kiss comic. Can things get any weirder? Find out Wednesday!

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MAN: Me? Take a bath? Why? are we going somewhere this month?

WOMAN: Not anywhere together...that’s for sure!

SECOND WOMAN (man's mother): Son, I knew ya should'a...eloped with Cousin Bertha! Marryin' outsiders never works out!

Invest In Dinner

You can’t eat your 401k…or can you?

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WOMAN (walking in door with bag of groceries): To heck with stocks! I invested in dinner!

Exotic Canada

This comic is my twisted way of congratulating (and kidding) my wife on attaining dual-citizenship. I’m not quite sure why she wanted to become Canadian, but it probably has something to do with having beaver blood in her veins. (Both of her parents were Canucks.)

So break out the maple syrup and congrats to Shelagh!

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WOMAN: You’re from Canada? Cool! That’s up by the border isn’t it…near Mexico?

MAN: Eh?

All In The Family

To keep up with my GoComics.com/ schedule, I dipped into my old archive for material. I was never thrilled with the original version of this gag.  So I made some changes. Nothing major, but the guy shifts gears and becomes a cad so much smoother now. It works for me. Hope it does for you too!

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WOMAN (speaking to man): I’m sorry, but...I can’t marry you!

MAN: I’m crushed! [Pause] Hey, don’t you have some sisters?