On the other hand, if you always lie then at least you’re dependable liar (or politician.) It’s when you only lie some of the time that people don’t trust you.
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WOMAN: If you'd just trust me...then I wouldn't have to lie to you!
MAN: Gosh! You're right! Can you ever forgive me?
MAN: Gosh! You're right! Can you ever forgive me?
“Doctor if we are both blind how will you examine me?” she asked. “Very carefully my dear, very carefully!” he snickered